“Death Star No Longer Impenetrable”

Han Solo Breaks into the Death Star with his Famed Millennium Falcon


Han Solo flew into the Death Star yesterday, and was untouched, because of his sharpshooting, and new found Jedi abilities.

Han Solo was spotted by Storm Troopers, as he safely landed in the Death Star. Han tells us that he was on a mission to see his beloved Princess Leia. After being spotted, Han quickly drew out his new light-saber. Storm troopers attacked from every direction. Solo said that if he weren’t on an important mission, he might not have been able to fend off the Storm Troopers. One Storm Trooper tells us that he was brutally beaten and humiliated by Han. The Storm trooper said, “He sliced off my legs and both arms…” Obviously, Han Solo was determined to see a loved one, as he took on a swarm of black and white.

After having a conversation with Darth (Lord) Vader, he told me that, “The attack was partially my [Vader’s] fault. The shield expert on the Death Star couldn’t handle my death grip.”

Han Solo had been planning this invasion since he heard a rumor that Princess Leia had died. He had to see it for himself in order to believe it. “This was a mission that I needed to complete,” Han later said. When Han saw an advertisement that said the Death Star is seeking a new shield expert, he knew it was the perfect time to attack, while the shield was down.

The Death Star is the size of a large moon. It is equipped with many turrets and other weapons, including a turbo-laser. With an energy shield it is virtually unstoppable, and impenetrable. The Death Star could survive a nuclear explosion with the shield activated. Han Solo obviously knew this, as his timing was excellent, and not even the empire saw him coming.

Han told us that Princess Leia had gone to the Death Star to ensure that the empire would not destroy her home planet. She was worried since the empire had targeted and destroyed many important planets. Since she played a big role in the rebellion against the empire, Princess Leia’s planet would probably be targeted next. She needed to stop the planet destruction, before more innocent lives were killed.
Han Solo has a trusty Wookie, Chewbacca, who usually helps him, but Han insisted that this attack could be dealt with by him alone.

- Will the cutie